Monday, May 24, 2010

oh fuck. what else? :)

Fuck is perhaps one of the most interesting and exciting words in the English language. Fuck is the one magical word which just by its sound can describe pleasure, pain, hate, and love. Fuck comes from the German word, "frikon".

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
* A verb ; both transitive (he fucked her) and intransitive (she was fucked by him).
* An active verb (he really gives a fuck
* A passive verb (she really doesn't give a fuck)
* An adverb (she is fucking interested in him)
* A noun (she is a fine fuck)
* An adjective (she is fucking beautiful).

As you can see there is a whole lot of real versatility with "fuck". It pops up everywhere. Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations :

* Greetings - How the fuck are you?
* Fraud - I got fucked by that crook.
* Dismay - Oh, fuck it!
* Trouble - I'm fucked now!
* Confusion - What the fuck?!
* Aggression - Fuck you!
* Disgust - Fuck me.
* Despair - Fucked again!
* Philosophy - Who gives a fuck?
* Incompetence - He's a real fuck-off.
* Displeasure - What the fuck is going on here?
* Numerology - Sixty-fuckin'-nine.
* Lost - Where the fuck are we?
* Disbelief - Un-fuckin-believable.
* Retaliation - Up your fucking ass!
* Rebellion - Fuck it!
* Satisfaction - Fuck me again!

Also as :

* Descriptive anatomy - He's a fuckin' asshole!
* To tell time - It's six-fucking-thirty.
* Prediction - Well, I'll be fucked!
* A political statement - Fuck Washington.
* Incestuous  - Motherfucker.
* A put down - Fuck off, buster!
* All encompassing - Fuck 'em all!
* Governmental affair - Fuck the IRS.
* A poker hand - A royal fuck.
* To start a relationship - Let's fuck now!
* As an acceptance - Fuckin' eh!
* Enjoyment - Fuckin' wow!
* A closing - Fuckingly yours.
* Maternal - Motherfucker.
* Political - Fuck Clinton!

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"? Use fuck in your daily speech proudly. Fuck adds prestige to any conversextion. Put this colorful four letter word to work for you. Today tell someone you know "fuck you" ... or "Let's fuck!"

This is a disclaimer. Please don't e-mail me and tell me that Fuck is not a German word. I fucking already know that. This is a joke, it is something to be laughed and enjoyed, I hope. By the way, I also know that the first part is not really correct either. If you want to bitch about this post, fuck you and go to alt.bitch.about.anything and complain.

HAHA. Very funny. :)


amy.437 said...

haha! ;DD fucking cool!

Anonymous said...

LOL i cant stop laughing! XD